11. Season 2, Episode 10: ‘The Wedding Squanchers’ “The Trick to cereal is keeping 70% above the milk.”
12. Season 2, Episode 6: ‘The Ricks Must be Crazy’ “All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle.”
13. Season 1, Episode 4: ‘M. Night Shaym-Aliens’ “Too loud, Cynthia. Too loud and too specific.”
14. Season 2, Episode 1: ‘A Rickle in Time’ “Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”
15. Season 3, Episode 2: ‘Rickmancing the Stone’ “One man enters, one man comes out in nine months.”
16. Season 2, Episode 9: ‘Look who’s Purging Now’ “Morty, if we’re going to survive tonight you’re going to need to harness your suppressed rage.”
17. Season 1, Episode 7: ‘Raising Gazorpazorp’ “Marc? Jacob? These are names of the penis.”
18. Season 2, Episode 7: ‘Big Trouble in Little Sanchez’ “Get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it’s together.”
19. Season 1, Episode 1: ‘Pilot’ “Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.”
20. Season 2, Episode 5: ‘Get Schwifty’ “She’s allowed to think it’s God if she wants, honey.”
21. Season 2, Episode 8: ‘Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate’ “Does all interdimensional TV have to rely on juvenile violence?”
22. Season 1, Epsiode 11: ‘Ricksy Business’ “I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don’t know if I would personally ever do it.”
23. Season 1, Episode 9: ‘Something Ricked This Way Comes’ “Cute. Your sister’s boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded.”